January 2011
I hate when you post a question that you want to...
I just don’t see the point.
You should really consider thinking before you...
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
alisaasaays:
I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
when my parents do not appreciate what a funny...
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I just wish you felt as strongly for me as I do...
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This song…<3 I finally found it(;...
When I giggle I sound so innocent.
Then when I laugh my real laugh I sound so obnoxious.
Jealousy does not look good on you.
LOL
I remember when my baby cousin was like 4 and she just learned how to talk she went through her first cussing stage. Me and my friend Luna were babysitting her and she went into the bathroom to poop and she was letting all the cuss words out.
Lian(baby cousin): *through the door* FUUCK
Me and Luna: What are you doing in there?
Lian: I’m pooping, daaamn
Me and Luna: Stop cussing! Are you...
Lmfao
I feel so poor. Our water just got turned off and it’ll be turned off until Friday. So Babe went pee and had to wash his hands. I had to take a jug of water and pour it slowly onto his hands while he washed them xD
This is also how we’re washing our hair tomorrow lmfao. I think it’s quite funny actually xD
Reblog if you love grabbing ass.
Can’t even lie… Babe’s ass, NOMNOMNOMNOM :3
You know where I haven't been in a while?
Becker park. Whenever I used to feel sad or upset I would go there. I’d sit on the swings and just swing with my eyes closed. For some reason it would help me think and make me stop crying and feel better. Right now, I think I need that. Some fresh air to breath, and space to think. Maybe I’ll go there today, bcus I’m kinda tired of crying..
Leave a topic/subject in my ask box, anything you...
I’m just bored, help me?
Aww me and Babe were playing Black Ops together, it was so much fun, I usually don’t play but he said I did good >:)
I’m gonna play with him more often (:
TMI TUESDAY! reblog if you want some of these in...
itsitchynose:
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a stupid question
a compliment
a tmi
a story
about you
what you think about me
why you follow me
rank me
if you met me what would you do
how was your day
what did you get for Christmas last year
a cute message
one thing you want to tell me
sure why not
I doubt I’ll get anything, but just putting this out there for anyone wants to leave a...
When it comes to school
I feel like such a failure. Even though I’m pretty sure it’s not entirely my fault I don’t understand this shit.
Party Like it's 1999
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
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For The Anonymous Who Asked Me To Write About My...
Well, I cried an awful amount today. For different reasons each time. But, I guess we’ll get into that.
I woke up at 4 this morning. Just like I always do when I need to take a shower before school, which is basically everyday. I went into my father’s bedroom to get my shampoo and razor and saw my dad still sleeping. Usually he’s at work so I woke him up in curiosity. Turns out...
I'm getting sick and tired of this bullshit.
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The Handwriting Challenge →
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Day 1- handwrite your full name. Day 2- handwrite your tumblr url. Day 3- handwrite your tumblr headline. Day 4- handwrite your favorite quote. Day 5- handwrite your bestfriends name. Day 6- handwrite your crushes name. Day 7- handwrite your three favourite songs of all time. Day 8- handwrite whatever you want with a black pen in capitals. Day 9- handwrite your favourite word. Day...
phyllisbbyx:
I know you may hear things about what happened with the others who had me before you, but that doesn’tchange a thing between us. We have chemistry, and the levels we connect on can’t be replaced by anybody or anything.
Lol. I went upstairs and Babe was playing video games. I asked him to pause the game and he said I can’t interrupt a ninja (game character). So I paused it for him and tackled him to the bed. I gave him a hug and kiss and then got up and grabbed the controller.
Babe: Give me the controller babe!
Me: Say you love me! *cheesy smile.
Babe: I love you babe *laughing and smiling.
Me: Give me...
Anonymous asked: Lol, could I just leave my number in your ask box and you can just text me? cause i gotta get off the computer -.-'
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I think I follow way too many people :o
I might unfollow a few, the blogs that aren’t as good as they used to be.
But, knowing the people that I follow, I won’t be unfollowing anybody -__-‘
Do it :]
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Anonymous asked: cant we bee bestfriends? :D
I don’t see the point of this argument we’re in. Neither of us did anything wrong and yet, we’re giving eachother the silent treatment. Great.
At least we’ll get over it later, like we always do.
Everything I thought I knew is a lie.
We used to be close friends, then we were...
Well my day is officially ruined.
Fuck everybody? Yeah, just about.
AWESOME !
girlyouubekillinem:
MIND FUCK
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karenvo:
How can I not reblog this. LOL
I have no idea what the fuck they were saying. but shits dope.
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I'm so happy, I failed my Algebra 2 exam with just...
Idc if I failed the final, I passed the class xD